Who I am, What I do and answers to Qs like that

You would remember how I was gushing last month about my new riches. I just got rich ER , atleast on paper. Not to be outdone by George Bush's announcement, Illinois (my home state) governor announced tax rebate checks for families with children. So that is another $300 into my kitty. Rod Blagojevich (pronounced blah-go-you-witch) is the governor of the state of Illinois. He is pretty good proof that George Bush is not an aberration. Anyway, love you Rod. Let me know if you are standing for any office... in 2025. I shall vote for you. Anyway, let me savour this momentous occassion. I dont know when I am next going to say "I like so-and-so politician". Three cheers to Rod Blah-go-you-witch.

Lasya Dhulipala. From... Executive Mansion 410 E Jackson Springfield, IL 62701-1719 Amma and Nanna received this letter yesterday. Busily wondering what it was... and from whom, they opened the letter. Out popped this... Still wondering who sent it, they opened it further to see this... Well, who is this guy who sent us a card? Some semi-literate guy whose hands shake when writing 'g', we thought. Rod Blago... Blah-go-ya.... Blah-go-you-witch. Thats it. He's the Governor of the state of Illinois !!! The Governor sent us a card? Wishing my parents a lot of joy on the occassion of my birth? Isn't that amazing? Never mind the funny 'g'. I shall also ignore the bloated 'R' and 'B' - which signified his bloated ego. With that one card, he won my vote. That is, if he stands for Governor once I start voting. I wonder if anyone sent such a card to either of my Tatas when my parents were born... let me check with them. Trrrng trrrrng. Hello?

What do you do when your teeth are all itchy? You try to put 'things' in your mouth. What if there aren't any things around... and if you are tired of your fingers? Well, that's what God gave us toes for. They taste yummy. Yes, really. Go ahead and try this...