Chicken and maths...

What was that about chickens, counting and hatching? Some sort of moral. Hmmm... yeah. Don't count your chickens until they hatch.

Whoever said that got it right on target. In the above proverb, just replace 'chickens' with 'money'... 'they' with 'George Bush'... and 'hatch' with 'IRS money'. If you still did not understand what I am trying to say in this round-about way, you should read this again.

What we failed to notice... and what Georgie failed to mention earlier was that... all members of a family should have 'Social Security Numbers' to qualify for these payments. In the language of computers, it would be called an AND condition. So, in our family, Nanna, Amma and I - all of us should have SSNs. No problem with Nanna and me. But poor Amma doesn't have one - because Georgie wouldn't allow her to have one.

So for no fault of Amma, she does not have a SSN... and as a result our chickens haven't hatched! Bad Georgie....

Moral of the story - Do not count your chickens unless Georgie says so.

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